S: "Are you gonna get a husband?" Me: "I don't know where I'd get one. Do you think you can order one off Amazon?" S: "Yeah, for like $1,000." Me: "Nah, I don't have that kind of money right now."
While reading "Sarah, Plain and Tall"...
Me: "He ordered his wife in a newspaper!" ... Student: "You should do that for your husband!"