[Typed into draft on March 14th…my how things have already changed.]
During a reward lunch in the classroom, students watched Pink Panther and a child got kidnapped by the rouse of an ice cream truck. She's snatched up into the ice cream truck by a butterfly net after she received her treat.
Student: "At least she got to keep the ice cream."
While grabbing a treat for recycling after school:
Student: "I forgot to tell you a secret."
Me: *whispers* "what is it?"
Student: "We got a new little dog."
Me: "Oh, wow! What kind?"
Student: "A boy. My mom doesn't like the girl ones because they always make babies...[pause]...and they get their period."