A censored meme below.
Student A: “Did you know the Coronavirus is here in Alaska?”
Student B: “My mom says if you say that word, you have to wash your hands.”
Child: “Cold out?”
Adult: “Nah, it’s warm.”
During a reward lunch in the classroom, students watched Pink Panther and a child got kidnapped by the rouse of an ice cream truck. She's snatched up into the ice cream truck by a butterfly net after she received her treat.
Student: "At least she got to keep the ice cream."
While grabbing a treat for recycling after school:
Student: "I forgot to tell you a secret."
Me: *whispers* "what is it?"
Student: "We got a new little dog."
Me: "Oh, wow! What kind?"
Student: "A boy. My mom doesn't like the girl ones because they always make babies...[pause]...and they get their period."
While working on fractions in math class.
Student A: They're gonna be you in the future.
While drinking out of a school issued water bottle that they aren't allowed to take home:
Student A: *serious and curious* "Do you know how to wash dishes?"
Me: *cautious* "Yes...why?"
Student A: "Could you take my water bottle home and wash it?" *sly smile*(My inner thoughts - adiiiiiiii...but also yes...I've been meaning to for a while now.)
During journal writing time a student asked how to spell 'spaghetti' which was then written on the board for everyone...that same student thirty seconds later:
Student A: "Adii, I don't know how you spell 'basghetti'