Translation: [October 30th, 2016] “All good, I won’t bother you anymore. One last thing, what’s the possibility of us going out?” … “hahaha! Not a chance!! The day that there’s a world war or a global pandemic, maybe. Bye!” … [today] “Hey!!”

A censored meme below.

Child: “Cold out?”

Adult: “Nah, it’s warm.”

So warm (BUT ACTUALLY)! Even walked home with no gloves.

During a reward lunch in the classroom, students watched Pink Panther and a child got kidnapped by the rouse of an ice cream truck. She's snatched up into the ice cream truck by a butterfly net after she received her treat.

Student: "At least she got to keep the ice cream."

While grabbing a treat for recycling after school:

Student: "I forgot to tell you a secret."

Me: *whispers* "what is it?"

Student: "We got a new little dog."

Me: "Oh, wow! What kind?"

Student: "A boy. My mom doesn't like the girl ones because they always make babies...[pause]...and they get their period."

While working on fractions in math class.

Student A: They're gonna be you in the future.