S: "Are you gonna get a husband?" Me: "I don't know where I'd get one. Do you think you can order one off Amazon?" S: "Yeah, for like $1,000." Me: "Nah, I don't have that kind of money right now."
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What does one do on Valentine’s Day in a bush village when there is only a store, a post office, and a bingo hall?
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