A: “I wanna be down on earth so I can go to Russia.” Me: "Why do you want to go to Russia?" A: "So I can be Chinese! ...Japanese!" B: "They have talking bears." Me: "Where?" Multiple People: "In Russia."
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
Me: “It’s October 3rd.”
Student: No, like…is it Friday?
Before lunch on a Wednesday…not even close pal, not even close.