A: “I wanna be down on earth so I can go to Russia.” Me: "Why do you want to go to Russia?" A: "So I can be Chinese! ...Japanese!" B: "They have talking bears." Me: "Where?" Multiple People: "In Russia."
     
"I can even see the steam while its invisible!"
       
Student: "Can I wear my claws now?"
     
Student: "I hear you, *turns to class* she said 'blah, blah blah, bla, blah, blah, blah"
Teacher Charlie Brown Moment.      
Pointing to my trailer:
Student: "Remember when I stood outside that window and watched you talk on the phone to your mom while you ate dinner?"