funny

During bathroom break:
Student: "Ms. Duchene, do you EVER go to the bathroom?"
Mysteries of being a teacher.
Student: " Want to hear a long joke?" ... Student: "Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke."
S1: "I got all straight A's." S2: "Nuh uh, you got crooked A's." ...
S1: "Wait so is nobody going to take [Susan's] place?"

In reference to a student being absent for Head's Up 7-Up.

S2: "In your wet dreams." Me: "Excuse me...?" S2: "They asked if someone was going to take her place and so we have to say 'in our wet dreams." Me: "Hey...come here real quick, I want to talk to you about something..."