Child: “Cold out?”

Adult: “Nah, it’s warm.”

So warm (BUT ACTUALLY)! Even walked home with no gloves.
A casual joke... Student A: "Why did the baby cry?" Teacher: "I don't know, why did the baby cry?" A: "No, you have to guess." T: "Because it was sad." A: "No because the dog barked at it." Student B: "That's not a..." A: "Sure, sure, sure, sure" *while waving off Student B's comment*