Translation: [October 30th, 2016] “All good, I won’t bother you anymore. One last thing, what’s the possibility of us going out?” … “hahaha! Not a chance!! The day that there’s a world war or a global pandemic, maybe. Bye!” … [today] “Hey!!”

A censored meme below.

Child: “Cold out?”

Adult: “Nah, it’s warm.”

So warm (BUT ACTUALLY)! Even walked home with no gloves.
A casual joke... Student A: "Why did the baby cry?" Teacher: "I don't know, why did the baby cry?" A: "No, you have to guess." T: "Because it was sad." A: "No because the dog barked at it." Student B: "That's not a..." A: "Sure, sure, sure, sure" *while waving off Student B's comment*