A censored meme below.
Child: “Cold out?”
Adult: “Nah, it’s warm.”
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
Me: “It’s October 3rd.”
Student: No, like…is it Friday?
Before lunch on a Wednesday…not even close pal, not even close.
A casual joke... Student A: "Why did the baby cry?" Teacher: "I don't know, why did the baby cry?" A: "No, you have to guess." T: "Because it was sad." A: "No because the dog barked at it." Student B: "That's not a..." A: "Sure, sure, sure, sure" *while waving off Student B's comment*