Translation: [October 30th, 2016] “All good, I won’t bother you anymore. One last thing, what’s the possibility of us going out?” … “hahaha! Not a chance!! The day that there’s a world war or a global pandemic, maybe. Bye!” … [today] “Hey!!”

A censored meme below.

Student A: “Did you know the Coronavirus is here in Alaska?”

Student B: “My mom says if you say that word, you have to wash your hands.”