Having just shown our super worm, Thunder, to the class and introduced that he is in fact going to be going through metamorphosis soon while becoming a beetle.

Student A: "Ewww yuck."

Me: "Yes, we'll probably release him after. I don't want a beetle in our classroom."

Student B: "Nooooooo! I have him?"

Me: "Sure, you can take him home."

Student C: "Me too?"

Me: "You can share him, one week at B's house, one week at C's house."

*Student B and C whisper about how they are going to share custody*

Student D: "You could just cut him in half."

...

Me: "Then what would he be?"

Student D: *smiles* "Dead."

Almost a wise king moment. Almost.

Student A: "Guess who's Ms. [letter]? Not the old lady kind."

Student A: "Duck, duck..."

Student B: "MONGOOSE"

A: “I wanna be down on earth so I can go to Russia.” Me: "Why do you want to go to Russia?" A: "So I can be Chinese! ...Japanese!" B: "They have talking bears." Me: "Where?" Multiple People: "In Russia."
     
"I can even see the steam while its invisible!"
       
Student: "Can I wear my claws now?"
     
Student: "I hear you, *turns to class* she said 'blah, blah blah, bla, blah, blah, blah"
Teacher Charlie Brown Moment.