Student A: "Guess who's Ms. [letter]? Not the old lady kind."

Student A: "Duck, duck..."

Student B: "MONGOOSE"

A: “I wanna be down on earth so I can go to Russia.” Me: "Why do you want to go to Russia?" A: "So I can be Chinese! ...Japanese!" B: "They have talking bears." Me: "Where?" Multiple People: "In Russia."
     
"I can even see the steam while its invisible!"
       
Student: "Can I wear my claws now?"
     
Student: "I hear you, *turns to class* she said 'blah, blah blah, bla, blah, blah, blah"
Teacher Charlie Brown Moment.      

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

Me: “It’s October 3rd.”

Student: No, like…is it Friday?

 

Before lunch on a Wednesday…not even close pal, not even close.

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